Chapter Fourteen "The Three Sided Coin"

Glado
Tick tock tick tock, across the plains of hell they will flock
Glado stood on top of a bridge above a freeway
Glado
Tock tick tock tick, sometimes I make myself sick
He laughed
Glado
Now I’ve been here for almost twenty minutes, where are they?
He looked up and down the freeway
Glado
I want to leave, I want to go, but masters orders I must obey
He laughed
Glado
A freeway is always left so alone and unguarded, time to get this chaos started.
He laughed harder then ever and then cars on the freeway began to erupt into balls of fire
Glado
I love a good fire show, brings out the best in me
Shards of glass went flying at him but he dodged them
Glado
Not nice at all, attacking when I’m not looking, well you always were a bit of a pain Bonka.
No longer was Bonka the little orange cat, she was a tall white women with orange hair.
Bonka
Look at the damage you’ve done Glado, today is the last time you will do such a thing
Glado
I’m sure it won’t be
He began to blow more cars up
Glado
Come on where are the others
Masato, tall with grey hair flowing appeared right next to Glado with his hands glowing grey
Masato
Hands of time!
But Glado dodged each swing
Glado
Still slow, and your suppose to be the leader
He laughed
Glado
One of you throws glass, the other makes things disappear, come on where are the hard attacks
The burning cars on fire became airborne and flew towards Glado
Glado
Hello Dynobin
He said as he blew them up back to the ground
Glado
Woopty fucking do, you can move things with your mind
Waves of movement shot forward and knocked Glado off the bridge
Dynobin
Not all I can do
Glado got up and cleaned his cloak
Glado
You can move your energy, who cares?
Dynobin
Long time no see Glado
Glado
And it will be the last time you see me
Bonka
Still as arrogant as ever
Masato
My hands of time shall be your demise
Glado
My hands of time shall be your demise
He mocked him
Glado
Show me fool; don’t just say it, that is so boring
Daggers came into view flying towards Glado; he dodged each one with ease
Glado
I swear, so you can control your weapons paths, you are so boring Espy
Espy appeared, small with black hair in a ponytail
Espy
It ends tonight
Glado
Yeah, WAM does, I was just about to say that, thanks though
A high pitch scream erupted through the air and Glado fell to his knees
Glado
Shut that bitch up
Esuik appeared behind Glado, dagger in hand and stuck it into his back
Esuik
It’s over
Glado’s body disappeared from the cloak. He appeared again on top of the bridge
Glado
Nice move Esuik, you I recall were very precise
He laughed
Glado
But it will take more then a little stab to kill me, I’m sure you all remember that
He laughed again
Espy
You laugh too much
Glado
I find it keeps me sane
Esuik
As if you haven’t gone insane already
Glado
Evil, malicious, masochistic, and unmerciful, but no not insane, you can’t perform amazing light shows like mine if you are insane, I’d blow myself up if I were too.
Bonka
That would be great if you would
Glado
I’m sure it would, but seeing how it won’t happen, I’m sorry to say dreams won’t come true. Now, with that said, I’d like you to meet my new weapons, and their called the Blades of Eruption, let me show you
He appeared next to Dynobin and swung the oddly shaped blades, Dynobin’s energy created a barrier but as the blade collide with it a giant explosion happened and Dynobin soared across the destructed freeway.
Glado
Oh god you would have thought he’s smart enough to know what eruption means
He laughed
Glado
I love a good show
And so they fought, although most of the battle WAM took the defensive doing nothing more but dodging his blades of eruption and other eruptions he simply made with his mind
Glado
So Dynobin and Espy, remember when you got married and I blew up the church you tied the knot at right before you kissed
Espy
Bastard!
She charged
Glado
And remember your vows about till death do you part, yadayada?
He dodged her daggers like nothing
Glado
Well you shouldn’t love who you work with because,
As he swung his sword to Espy’s back Dynobin jumped in the way and it hit him in the chest and erupted, as the smoked cleared Espy lay on the ground and Dynobin’s body laid on the ground burned blacked.
Glado
That’s what you get when you let your heart win
He laughed
Glado
Oh this is just like a movie!
Glass walls appeared around Espy and then Esuik’s screech shattered it and together glass and sound raced to Glado
Glado
I don’t think so
A giant explosion swallowed everything
Glado
One down, four to go, but where is dear uptight Masato
Masato
Here
His hand connected with one of Glado’s swords and the sword disappeared
Masato
No more sword
Glado
I have another one dumb ass
He swung but Masato moved
Glado
Still you fight? No retreat after I killed one of your comrades?
Masato
He and I knew what was at stake
Glado
Oh that is just too harsh
Masato
The prosperity of human dominance is more important then us
Glado
Yeah, yeah I don’t care, if a person with nothing special is more important then us glorious creations of glory, then I guess we just see through different eyes, oh well.
The Freeway began to crumble wave after wave of explosion but they could not land a striking blow on Glado
Glado
I guess age has worn you boys down, and where is Merdos?
No one answered
Glado
Oh sore subject? Never mind then, well you’re all boring, I’m just going to incinerate this fucking place
Astrid
I don’t think so
On top of the bridge stood Astrid, Bourne, Rylan, and Rayn looking down on Glado and WAM.
Glado
Holy shit, you got to be kidding me, I knew today would be a reunion, but not this big of a get together. Astrid, Bourne, and Rylan, to long it has been, I see you are still more beautiful then any women I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Astrid
Hold your tongue fiend, your flattering I do not require to soil my heart
Glado
You were always a bit of a bitch, although I only fought you once, we thought you three were dead. Seems you’re very much alive.
Bourne
The likes of you cannot kill us
Glado
We almost did, luckily you little sneaky bastards got away
Masato
You ran away and let Amros die?
Astrid
I do not believe his words were directed to you human
Glado
Human? They are WAM
Bourne
WAM? They are apart of the White Coats then, I would like to kill them
Glado
No, their mine
Rylan
I don’t think we need your permission Glado
Glado
Then I will kill you
Explosions appeared around The Cloud but it seemed like an invisible barrier was blocking them from getting burned, then it stopped.
Bourne
You don’t seem to be anything without your master and his eyes
Glado
Well you three are Gods, what could I do against that
Rylan
Didn’t you say you’d be killing us?
Glado
A figure of speech
Bourne
Well then, we will kill the WAM
He turned but they were gone
Glado
Sneaky aren’t they
Rylan
No worries, we can still kill you
Glado
I don’t think so
He was set on fire, and then he was gone
Astrid
Clean this up Rayn
Rayn
Your friends are idiotic
Rylan
I wouldn’t call them friends, more like the other sides of this war
Rayn
How rare, a three sided coin